This little feller leaves half eaten apples and corn cobs on the top of my fence posts. When I unlatch my gate these nasty compost items fall on my head. Seriously how does this squirrel precariously perch this crap on the door posts. Just look at him with his pink beady eyes.
Every autumn he somehow manages to find miniature pumpkins, I think he takes them from one of my neighbors' Thanksgiving displays, and eats them on my porch and roof. I have found many miniature pumpkins in my gutters. I hate this A$$hole.
As a stay-at-home mom I am home a LOT. The man on house arrest living in the duplex kiddy-corner to my house has a loud voice and talks on his cell phone while smoking outside all of the time. I hear every effing-heimer and shizzle cuss word out of his mouth....along with all the children in the neighborhood. Now my baby has yet to utter a single word besides ba ba ba ba but I am not incredibly excited about the day he understands that his house arrested neighbor is on his 4th D-dub but that it wasn't his fault. Oh plus apparently his live-in girlfriend is a beoyotch + more. I have had to call the cops on this house a handful of times over the last few months
Latest Shenanigans Update: Apparently the crazies under house arrest and the invalids in the duplex next door have a connection, not sure how. I often see some big lady wearing only a nightgown and slippers walk in the snow from duplex 3 to duplex 2 and make visits. I am so confused....
